4 Fake Blowjob Tips Can Blow Your Mind

Many women love the idea of oral sex, especially how it feels when their lover is really good. If he has a talent for the work, it’s possible to have several small but satisfying orgasms before the penetrative sex finale. However, when it’s his turn, many women do not savor the idea of sucking on their man’s penis. Thankfully for them, there are several ways around it, and even possible, with practice. Women can perform a fake blowjob that provides even greater satisfaction than a real one.

In modern culture, especially in porn, oral sex with men is often associated with violence. And it is not enjoyable for every woman in real life. Most women don’t like the idea of having their head pushed into a penis and forced to swallow it deeper. Viewers of this kind of porn are mostly males, so the industry caters to them to turn a profit.

Women assume that men expect them to perform oral sex like a porn star. But in truth, most men will not expect their lovers to do this. Aside from what women believe is the purpose of blowjobs, however, many do not savor the idea of sucking on a penis. But by being creative, you can perform a fake blowjob instead and obtain even better results.

#1. Try Licking The Tip Of The Penis

One of the ways to do a fake blowjob is to try licking the tip of the penis only. Grasp his penis by the base, use the flat of your tongue, and lick the tip and head up and down slowly and with rhythm. At the same time, doing this, grip and stroke the base up and down. It is not necessary to squeeze it so hard, just firm enough for him to feel it.

During the fake blowjob, you can move your mouth away entirely while continuing to move your hand from the base of the penis to the sensitive area just below the tip and underneath the head. This area is called the frenulum. Of course, the more expert you become at fake blowjobs, the less your lover will want a real one.

The truth is that the best blowjobs are those which simulate the feeling a man has during vaginal penetration. Women can use their hands to recreate the feeling without putting his penis completely in her mouth and sucking it.

#2. Chew On Peppermint Before

A 2nd issue women have with performing blowjobs is the taste of the penis. If you want to perform a fake blowjob but still get as close as you can to an actual one, you can chew on some peppermint before wrapping your mouth around it. The peppermint will remove the taste of his skin, and you will be able to do more while still not performing an actual blowjob.

#3. Chocolate Sauce

A 3rd way to make a fake blowjob still feel natural is to pour chocolate sauce on his hard penis and lick it off (or any taste you like). Once most of the sauce is gone, you can stroke his penis until he ejaculates. Again, the chocolate sauce will kill the taste and still meet your partner’s expectations.

#4. Engage Your Fingers

The 4th and perhaps the best way to perform a fake blowjob successfully involves understanding how the male penis becomes stimulated. As mentioned earlier, the frenulum is the most sensitive area on the penis. Therefore, when using your fingers properly, just under the tip will cause the head to tingle.

My Six Advanced Steps Of Fake Blowjob

Use these steps in your approach, and when you do it well, he’ll prefer doing this instead of a real blowjob. A fake blowjob can be better than a real one.

  1. He can be in a sitting up or lying down position. Kiss the center of his chest and move down slowly until you’re between his legs. This lets him assume that you’re about to put his cock in your mouth.
  2. The flat part of your thumb is going to do most of the work. First, lick only the tip and the head underneath. Using your thumb, move in a circle clockwise around the frenulum. Press gently with just enough pressure.
  3. Look up at your lover to see if it is working yet. If his eyes are shut, and his breathing becomes deeper, you are on the right track. Now you can stop licking the head and focus entirely on your thumb moving in a circular motion on the frenulum.
  4. Look in his eyes while moving your thumb. Your eye contact combined with your thumb moving will drive him wild. So maintain eye contact as long as possible.
  5. Focus on his stomach. If his breaths are deep, but a little out of rhythm, it means he is coming close to climax.
  6. At this point, you can choose whether to help him come right away or whether you delay. Of course, the longer you delay his orgasm performing a fake blowjob, the more intense his orgasm will be.

Summary

A fake blowjob allows women to be creative and to find even better ways to satisfy their partners. For example, a woman’s fingers can make her man more satisfied than her mouth when appropriately utilized. With practice and over time, women can substitute “edging” for a real blowjob. Edging and fake blowjobs can be intensely erotic teases. What’s even better is that the woman is in complete control of the situation, placing her in a position of power over her man by deciding for him when he will come.

Not only can she satisfy her partner even more with a fake blowjob but the fact that she’s managing and controlling his orgasms is a significant turn-on for her.  Power during sex is one of the best aphrodisiacs for a woman.

When the time comes for penetration after the fake blowjob, she will notice how her man performs the act of sexual intercourse with more intensity. Sometimes an incredible tease in the middle of a fake blowjob ironically results in more intense physical sex afterward.

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