Honestly speaking we all have needs. It really doesn’t matter whether or not you are guy or lady, hot or not, there comes a time you just want some. This article is meant for all those who have their own way of getting things done. Like I’m do it with dildo (If you know what am talking about. Wink!)
Back to what I was saying, sometimes we have those dry, tumbleweed blowing, sticky ass cobwebs – no show – haven’t had any sexy time… sometimes even for days! Gosh can they get frustrating. However, some of you have your partner. (Well-done you. I on the other hand am still single and waiting haha… meh). Then there are some of you who have your ‘friends with benefits’ that you can just call up and be like ‘come over tonight!’ no questions asked. (I wish!) And then, there are others just running around living their best lives.
But there are some, like me, who are sitting at home with just a pillow and having dusty ass cobwebs being made around their crotch because no one is getting any! Nada! Zilt! Squat!
Don’t get me wrong, I feel like in these moments you have the right to do what is best for you, go live your best life, go ahead and send that text message, go and call up that other half (what else are they there for, huh? haha) But for me I cannot do either. I don’t have anyone to call or text, and I can’t live my best life; otherwise, I will just end up as an emotional, tangled ball. I am a hopeless romantic, and my brain sometimes has a hard time separating the two.
Sex – Feelings. Sex – No feelings. But that is for another time and another blog post.
So, because I simply couldn’t live without getting my needs met, I decided to get a new little friend to help me out.(hehe) Just so you know, I had never tried a dildo before, unless you count sticking something that probably wasn’t meant to go up there. (Come on! I know you’ve all been there.) Anyway, since I didn’t own one, I had to go and order one online.
You might be asking why online when I can just go buy one in the sex shop downtown? What are you telling me?! I just can’t see myself leaving the shop with a dildo in hand. Discretion is critical in my books!
I googled ‘dildo.’ (It’s kind of funny when I think of me typing that on my keyboard) As expected, so many different websites came up and of course porn sites were there too, too many to even start jotting down. So anyway, love honey, caught my eye as the most enticing of them all. I was definitely ready for some honey love! Even if it meant not exactly ejaculating love. Beggars cannot be choosers they say.
I’ll tell you that the varieties of dildos I had to choose from was just crazy! From small to large to XXXL; like who is even taking in XXXL? (Whoever you are just know that you my friend, have earned my respect) Do I need to train before I take this one in? God no! That was some scary shit right there!
There were brown, white, yellow, pink, blue dildos and if you wanted it to feel like the real thing, get yourself the clay dildo for when your partner is not around. It’s like having your personal helper in the bedroom. No cheating needed! Haha.
The prices varied too, from the cheapest being just 10 bucks, which I must admit was plastic, skinny and the size of my baby finger. (No offense out there, we all need some love!) But I have to be real, my body was craving something meatier, like the one my crush has. Even though I never got the chance to behold his bits, my imagination has its own vision! Ha. I am a human after all and it’s our nature to have sexual thoughts…..Right?
Anyway, I went for the pink dildo. (Didn’t want to discriminate blacks or whites) Haha It was actually 7inch, and also thick in width. It was pretty simple compared to the rest as it didn’t vibrate. (Wink! Maybe next time time). Since it was my first time I just wanted to start off slow and let my mind run wild!
Clicked. Add to basket.
Clicked. Pay.
The order has been confirmed!
Oh yes, and I paid for next day delivery because I was just as excited as I am to write this for you guys. I was super happy and horny to try it out! It had been a few months before I last got any and I needed something! Anything!!
The next day it arrived as promptly as expected and in a safe box as well, which I totally loved because people don’t always have to know what you are up to. And not everyone needs to know that wild sexual side of me! Of course, apart from you lovely people here and me… oh and of course when I am done… my new partner! (Fingers crossed)
Anyway, I literally ran into my bedroom, it was 12 in the afternoon. I had just finished up some writing. I was ready! I was not willing to wait until I was off to bed to try this out. Daylight sex has always been hot to me. Plus, it was even more exciting as the trains went past my window… and I have no curtains….
I unpackaged my new lovely pink friend and oh, was he beautiful! Absolutely pleasing to the eye, the pink just glistened – I am sure if I were in the dark with some UV lights it would have glowed. The length of it was perfect, not too long and not too small, its thickness was something I could get my hand around. Oooh, shivers ran up and down my spine at the thought of what was going to happen next.
I gave it a quick clean, and it stated that lube should probably be used with this, and if any discomfort occurred, then I should stop using it. (I doubted that would happen. As a result, I didn’t have any lube; totally forgot to buy that). My body was craving just about anything that I was ready with my own natural lube. I was literally dripping!
I got comfy on my bed and laid there with my hand just rubbing it against me. Honestly, I was excited, a bit scared, and overtaken by all sorts of emotions at that moment. It honestly felt like the real thing, it even moved like the real thing! (I love taking it in different positions, that’s just me) Honestly speaking, this one could have easily fooled me if I was blindfolded.
I started with just the tip, and I cried with excitement as it continued to travel through slowly filling me up. It was perfect! Just the right size and everything! I closed my eyes and pictured him in my head, the guy I had a little crush on. (Of course, I needed some sort of inspiration) His face, eyes, mouth, and gosh those beautiful lips of his. Oh god, I could only imagine of the pleasure his lips could bring me. (Thankfully he doesn’t know about this. I can keep this little episode a secret hehe! So, guys zip it!) I imagined him doing all manner of things from the moon to the sun and back down to earth! And oh, did it turn me on for sure!
I really can’t tell you how long it lasted but I know my body kept going and going and going and bloody hell was it coming! I cried out in utter ecstasy as my body, my hand, the dildo, and my crush all crumbled into one. Lube was definitely not needed as my body was damp, wet, and soaking in every possible way.
The great thing about pleasing yourself is that you can go at any speed that suits you best at that moment. You are the controller, and only you truly knows what your body craves for.
I continued on in different positions, and speeds. Ravishing my body in many ways that a man could not do, as only I knew what I wanted. I continued until I came and collapsed.
But I really couldn’t answer whether or not it counted as sex. Like, let’s say I went on a date after some time with that secret crush of mine and somehow, somewhere the question pops up, “When was the last time you had sex?” Urhh does this one count?
(Pshh! Who knows?)
All I can say is that whether or not you are getting any. Whether you have tried masturbation, or haven’t. In my case, I had never tried a dildo. (I have tried on a vibrator but that’s a story for another time.) Go ahead and try it! As an empowered woman, you also can fulfill herself in ways that a man never will!
So go forth and beam! In any way you possibly can. There is no shame.